SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.
HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.
NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP
BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN
That’s pretty much Shakespeare in a nutshell. Is a line philosophical? Satirical? A pun? A dirty joke? Chances are, it’s all of the above.
there are no chances
it is most definitely all of the above
Kirk. I know there is literally a bomb about to go off, but listen, this is important. Are you telling me that you have your dresser organized so there is one complete, identical outfit in each drawer? Like a goddamn cartoon character? That is adorable and I can’t help but feel that my life is richer for knowing that about you.
1. Green wrap tunic up top, obvi
2. Spock giving zero fucks
3. That one pair of pants that lands on the back of the chair
4. The thought of Kirk having to come back at the end of the episode and reorganize all his outfits in their individual drawers
5. Hard-hitting investigative journalism to follow re: location of secret sock-and-underpants bunker.
Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life
Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon
"you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note"
"these chairs are fantastically luxurious"
"I’ve never seen so much salt in one place"
I am going to start playing this game.
Nobody tells an actor, ‘you’re playing a strong-minded man.’ We assume that men are strong-minded. A strong-minded woman is a different animal.